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Eighth Shadow

But I don't even-

I'm only-

I'm not-

WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY, AND WHY DID I--

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sparklepiredesu
Feb. 9th, 2010 04:43 am (UTC)
Who did you....marry?
ashadyguy
Feb. 9th, 2010 05:34 am (UTC)
Someone called Decus. I don't think I've ever met him here...

Whoever it was, he stank. Like, really badly.
sparklepiredesu
Feb. 9th, 2010 06:15 am (UTC)
That...doesn't sound pleasant in the least.
ashadyguy
Feb. 9th, 2010 06:16 am (UTC)
Part of me keeps trying to convince the rest of me that it was. It's not really working.
sparklepiredesu
Feb. 9th, 2010 06:29 am (UTC)
Have you tried contacting him?
ashadyguy
Feb. 10th, 2010 01:31 am (UTC)
Not yet. I'm not even sure what I'd say. "Hey, so I don't actually know you but apparently we're married" doesn't seem like the best way to start a conversation.
sparklepiredesu
Feb. 10th, 2010 03:13 am (UTC)
That does seem like a very...strange way to start a conversation, but I don't see how else you could start it?
ashadyguy
Feb. 10th, 2010 03:19 am (UTC)
...

I wonder if I can just avoid him for the rest of my life... I mean, it's not like I've seen him around here before. Not counting the memories, but I don't think those should count for anything at all, period.
notaluchador
Feb. 9th, 2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
You too?

Man, it sounds like there's a whole club of us out here.
ashadyguy
Feb. 10th, 2010 02:15 am (UTC)
Honestly, if it's all the same, I'd really rather not be part of it.
notaluchador
Feb. 10th, 2010 05:01 am (UTC)
It's not like I wanted to be a member either.

Just... good luck dealing with him?
ashadyguy
Feb. 10th, 2010 06:04 am (UTC)
Thanks...
eauderepulsion
Feb. 9th, 2010 09:40 pm (UTC)
I didn't think I was either, but it looks like I was mistaken.

[Stares and sighs.]

I must have seen something in you when I accepted your pleas for me to marry you. I just don't remember what it was.

[He's trying to see if looking at his spouse will jog some memories when he realizes something.]

...But you're a kid! Is this even legal?
ashadyguy
Feb. 10th, 2010 02:18 am (UTC)
That's what I wanna know! I'm not even out of school yet, so how could I have--! And with--

[He is. Far, far too flustered to even finish his sentences.]
eauderepulsion
Feb. 10th, 2010 08:29 pm (UTC)
You aren't?!

Either there's something more to this arrangement or...

...our love transcended our very different ages. You wouldn't happen to remember how or why we fell in love, would you?
ashadyguy
Feb. 12th, 2010 02:29 am (UTC)
Nope. Do you?
eauderepulsion
Feb. 13th, 2010 08:10 pm (UTC)
So sorry. He has "ideas"
I've only remembered the marriage, but if this changes, I'll be sure to tell you.

...But from what I can tell, you probably had a crush on me for a long time before I returned the sentiment.
ashadyguy
Feb. 14th, 2010 02:38 am (UTC)
sob html fail and then posting before I was ready. SO SORRY FOR SPAM D8;;
[Hurk.]

I kind of remember being really in love with this guy, too, but just thinking about it now is so weird and awkward. Seriously, what the hell were you thinking, past me...?!

M-maybe...
eauderepulsion
Feb. 14th, 2010 01:13 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, it happens to everyone. :}
[This kid looks a bit awkward. Decus notices. AND HE KNOWS WHY...or so he thinks.]

No need to be shy. I'm flattered you feel that way, enough to fall in love with you over time and even marry you. It's unfortunate we couldn't remember more about this [Since he still can't really remember why he tied the knot with such a person...], but at least we remembered the most important part. [...buuut he's willing to go with the flow on this one.]
ashadyguy
Feb. 15th, 2010 08:48 am (UTC)
[Heeee still has no idea how to handle this. So uh, let's just stick with noncommittal responses until he figures something out.]

...Yeah. Sure.
onwingsofhope
Feb. 10th, 2010 04:07 am (UTC)
Huh? What's wrong, Mr. Tsubasa? Was someone mean to you?
ashadyguy
Feb. 10th, 2010 05:50 am (UTC)
No... worse than that...
onwingsofhope
Feb. 11th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC)
Did someone hit you!? It was Mr. Grumpypants, wasn't it? He hit me, too.
ashadyguy
Feb. 12th, 2010 03:34 am (UTC)
No, he didn't.

Wait-- why'd he hit you? And who is he, anyway?
onwingsofhope
Feb. 12th, 2010 05:33 am (UTC)
. . . Um. I shouldn't say. Cause then you'll go yell at him and he'll hit you, too.
ashadyguy
Feb. 12th, 2010 05:54 pm (UTC)
Still, he shouldn't be attacking little kids! That's just not right.
onwingsofhope
Feb. 15th, 2010 02:21 am (UTC)
Don't bother, Mr. Tsubasa. He wouldn't know what's right if it ran up and kicked 'im in the shins.

. . .
ashadyguy
Feb. 15th, 2010 08:27 am (UTC)
...You guys didn't try kicking him in the shins or anything, did you?
onwingsofhope
Feb. 16th, 2010 04:42 am (UTC)
T-That had nothing to do with it! That was a long time ago now!
ashadyguy
Feb. 16th, 2010 07:21 am (UTC)
[....Siiigh.]

You shouldn't do stuff like that! Especially if the guy is a hell of a lot bigger than you!
onwingsofhope
Feb. 17th, 2010 02:14 am (UTC)
B-But he said mean things to me first! Besides, Patamon would never let anyone hurt me!

That's right!
ashadyguy
Feb. 17th, 2010 05:16 am (UTC)
Still, you have to be careful about picking fights. It's no good to take on someone you can't handle.

...At least, not head on.
onwingsofhope
Feb. 17th, 2010 05:26 am (UTC)
So I should kick 'im in the shins when he's turned around? But I don't think that's really possible . . .
ashadyguy
Feb. 17th, 2010 05:31 am (UTC)
There's other ways of getting back at somebody besides just kicking them in the shins.
onwingsofhope
Feb. 17th, 2010 05:41 am (UTC)
. . . I could draw mean pictures of him. But I already did that, too.
ashadyguy
Feb. 17th, 2010 05:45 am (UTC)
How'd that work out?
onwingsofhope
Feb. 19th, 2010 04:06 am (UTC)
Well, he hasn't actually seen them yet. Outside of memes. But I've got him being eaten by sharks.
ashadyguy
Feb. 20th, 2010 02:04 am (UTC)
...Sharks?
onwingsofhope
Feb. 20th, 2010 02:48 am (UTC)
That's right. There's nothing wrong with that, right?
ashadyguy
Feb. 20th, 2010 11:17 pm (UTC)
...Just... Don't show them to him, ever. Okay?
onwingsofhope
Feb. 21st, 2010 01:49 am (UTC)
It's OK! 'Cause he's punchin' em in the face, too. I bet he'd like to do that sometime, anyway.
ashadyguy
Feb. 21st, 2010 02:19 am (UTC)
...You come up with some interesting drawings, kid.
onwingsofhope
Feb. 22nd, 2010 02:37 am (UTC)
Eh-heh. I write stories, too! There's not much else to do, right? I should write one about you sometime. The Super Cool Shadow Sneak.
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